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Glume Yo Momma!

iunie 28th, 2009 Fără comentarii

Nu, nu le-am tradus pentru ca nu-mi plac glumele americane traduse, isi pierd din farmec, care le intelegeti enjoy!

1. Yo momma is so dark she went to night school and was marked absent!

2. Yo momma is so dark she spits chocolate milk!

3. Yo momma is so dark that she can leave fingerprints on charcoal.

4. Yo momma is so dark she has to wear white gloves when she eats Tootsie Rolls to
keep from eating her fingers.

5. Yo momma is so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

6. Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!

7. Yo momma is so short you can see her feet on her drivers lisence!

8. Yo momma is so short she has to use a ladder to pick up a dime.

9. Yo momma is so short she can play handball on the curb.

10. Yo momma is so short she does backflips under the bed.

11. Yo momma is so nasty when she goes to a hair salon, she told the stylist to cut
her hair and she opened up her shirt

12. Yo momma is so nasty She gotta put ice down her drawers to keep the crabs fresh!

13. Yo momma is so nasty she made speed stick slow down.

14. Yo momma is so nasty she brings crabs to the beach

15. Yo momma is so nasty she made right guard turn left.

16. Yo momma is so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave

17. Yo momma is so nasty that her sh*t is glad to escape.

18. Yo momma is so nasty Ozzie Ozbourne refused to bite her head off

19. Yo momma is so nasty I called her for phone sex and she gave me an ear infection.

20. Yo momma is like potato chips– Fri-to Lay

21. Yo momma is like a screen door, after a couple bangs she tends to loosen up!

22. Yo momma is like the pillbury doughboy – everyone gets a poke!

23. Yo momma is like a doorknob – everyone gets a turn!

24. Yo momma is like a T.V. set, even a three year old can turn her on!

25. Yo momma is like a doorknob, everyone gets a turn!

26. Yo momma is like a bus, fifty cents and she’s ready to ride!

27. Yo momma is like a golf course, everyone GETS a hole in one!

28. Yo momma is like the railway system, she gets laid all over the country!

29. Yo momma is like a tomato source bottle, everyone gets a squeeze out of her!

30. Yo momma is like a shotgun on one cock and she blows!

31. Yo momma is like a hardware store – 4 cents a screw!

32. Yo momma is like Domino’s pizza– Something for nothing

33. Yo momma is like a refridgerator – everyone likes to put their meat in her!

34. Yo momma is like cake mix, 15 servings per package!

35. Yo momma is like a bowling ball. She’s picked up, fingered, and then thrown in
the gutter.

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